You fight dandelions all week-end, and late Monday afternoon there they are, pert as all get out, in full and gorgeous bloom, pretty as can be, thriving as only dandelions can in the face of adversity.
The one who goes is happier / Than those he leaves behind.
If people don’t want to come to the ballpark how are you going to stop them?
Here was an owl liv’d in an oak, / The more he heard, he less he spoke, / The less he spoke the more he heard— / O, if men were all like that wise bird!
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There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I don’t even have to exaggerate.
Ignorance is not bliss—it is oblivion.